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Are you finding life harder without a new Dexter?  Feeling that you can't live until Season 3?  There is hope!  All you have to do is follow the 13 Steps of Dexter, the 13 Traditions of Dexter and learn how the program works.  Soon your future will be brighter!  Lat's start now!

                                               The 13 Steps of Dexter

Step 1,  We admitted we were powerless over Dexter and that our Sunday evenings were 
            centered around Him.

Step 2,  We came to believe that only Season Three would restore our sanity!

Step 3,  We made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Dexter as we
            understood Him.

Step 4,  Made a endless search for reruns of Dexter.

Step 5,  Admitted to another Dexter fan we may have missed a show!

Step 6,  We were ready to have Dexter remove all of our defects of character.  Preferebly
            without sharp knives and saran wrap though.

Step 7,  Humbly asked Dexter Dexter to remove all of our shortcomings.

Step 8,  Made a list of all of the people we wanted to kill and asked Dexter for advice.

Step 9,  Made ammends whenever possible.

Step 10, Continued to take inventory of duct tape and heavy duty bags.

Step 11, Sought through meditation to improve our concious contact with Dexter and the
             knowledge of his will!

Step 12, Try to carry the message of future Dexter fans who have not seen the show yet.

Step 13, To go from one video store to another and insist they always have plenty of Dexter
             Season One & Two for Dexter addicts!

                                                    The 13 Traditions of Dexter

Tradition One,
             The show Dexter and it's welfare should come first, personal recovery depends on 
             our right to watch Dexter whenever we want and wherever we want.

Traditition Two,
               For our group there is but one ultimate authority--a devoted actor, Michael C. Hall.
               Our members are loyal fans, they don't rule.

Traditition Three,
               The only requirement to Dexter addicts is to subscribe to Showtime.

Tradition Four,
                Each fan should be proud to support Dexter!

Tradition F1ve,
                Every group has but one primary purpose and that is to spread the word who
                are still suffering while watching network TV shows.

Tradition Six,
                The Association of Dexter Addicts should be ready to endorse any enterprise.
                Such as Dexter Caps, Bowling Shoes and Posters.

Tradition Seven,
                Every Dexter Addicts group should be willing to accept any outside contributions.

Tradition Eight,
                Dexter Addicts should always remain laid back.

Tradition Nine,
                All Dexter Addicts groups should create as many fan clubs as possible!

Tradition Ten,
                Dexter addicts are allowed to have opinions on outside issues as long as they
                are related to Dexter.

Tradition Eleven,
                Our public relations policy is based on promotion, so that we can encourage
                even more people to become Dexter Addicts.

Tradition Twelve,
                Annonymity is not the foundation of our traditions, we are proud to be
                Dexter Addicts!

Traditition Thirteen,
                To remain loyal and forever suppot Dexter's decisions and the Code that he
                has updated.  And may he always remain our Dark Defender!

                                                      How It Works

Rarely have we seen someone fail at becoming a Dexter Addict.  Those who fail are the people
who can't give up up one hour a day once a week.  They are weak and usually are men, or
women who have no taste for a show like this.  However they are not at fault, they seem to
have been born that way.  We devote our comments to the Dexter forums and our posts will disclose of what we used to before Dexter came into our lives and how our immagination has grown. 

Not to mention the vast ways we have learned to eradicate someone without being arrested!  Now sign up for one of the forums, or start your own fan club.  Our description of the Dexter Adicct is humble in the three following ideas:

A.  We are clever and attractive, but cannot manage our Sunday evenings.
B.  That no human power, could ever replace Dexter!
C.  Unless of course it was Michael C. Hall, then bring him on! 

If you have decided you want what we have and are ready to go to any lenght to get it then you
are ready to begin the 13 steps.  Remember, we deal with Dexter Morgan-cunning, attractive and
a great body!

 Begin Here:
  Get Cable, or Direct TV then make sure you have Showtime!  Or go to your nearest Video Store